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We
promised Brutal
and Vicious on June 5th ...
here's how the games went down...
| Bruises:
82 |
Concussions:
we're not sure that's the diagosis, but something is
definitely wrong with Anna Mosity. That girl's done
lost her mind! |
| Lost
Earings: 5 |
| Cuts:
5 |
| Bloody
Noses: 1 |
Softball-sized
knots: 18 |
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AUSTIN,
TX |
Good
luck booking an appointment with a chiropractor or therapist
anywhere in Austin this week! The Texas Rollergirls are
using every available professional to put themselves back
together after Sunday night's games.
Honky
Tonk Heartbreakers
put yet another victory notch on their headboards. But raise
a beer to the Hustlers
who put up one helluva fight! Somethin' like 76 of the 82
documented bruises came from this game... and almost all
of the penalties! By the end of the first half -- with a
score of Heartbreakers 17 to Hustlers 11 -- fans started
placing bets that the Hustlers would finally
put a stop to the Heartbreaker's winning
streak.
Didn't
know you could get energy drinks by the keg, but that must
have been what the Heartbreakers did during
half time because Slim Kickins, Buckshot
Betsy and Loosetooth LuLu hit
the first three jams of the second half on fire and put
the point spread at nearly a mile. And if that wasn't enough,
the Heartbreakers D lassoed the Hustlers
and kept them from scoring for the rest of the game. Final
Score: Heartbreakers
34, Hustlers
16
Hotrod
Honeys put themselves one step closer to the Championship
Game, beating the Hell Marys for the second
time this season. The game seemd to be on-track to be evenly-matched:
the first half had the scores tied at 4, then at 8, then
at 11. Can you say "neck and neck"?! But in the
5th jam Cat Tastrophe couldn't take it
anymore and put herself into hyper speed. She ratcheted
up the lead, but not by too much. At the end of the first
half, it was still any (bad) girl's game, with the score
at Hotrod Honeys 23, Hell Marys, 19.
Lucille
Brawl, Cat Tastrophe, and Rice
Rocket snagged some of that energy drink and tore
it up during the first three jams of the second half, leaving
the Hell Marys with a point spread they
just couldn't overcome. Rebellika gave
jammin' a test-drive for the Hotrod Honeys
and got a good taste of the Hell Marys'
jammer-killin' blocking skills. But she managed to take
home a pretty fluffy little trophy; she plans to sell Bunny
Rabid's cotton tail to the fellas over at Austinist.
As Rhiannon
at the Austin American-Statesman said, "...it's
all fun and games, until someone loses a cotton tail."
Final Score: Hotrod
Honeys 46, Hell
Marys 33
We
were proud to have little Tulsa visiting us; now that schools
out, he can stay up late on Sunday nights! Every ticket
sold for the Swat Team raffle goes directly to The
Tulsa Fund.This fund was established by Texas Rollergirls
to help Tulsa have a bright and happy future. It's not just
a great chance at whoopin' a rollergirl and getting one
of the best seats in the house, but also a way that you
can play a vital role in a little boy's future!
Our
bands Sunday night brought down the house! A huge thanks
to The Strange
Boys and The
Good Looks. Check out their sites and let 'em
know Austin loves the rock'n'roll music!
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