 KITTY KITTY BANG BANG #10 (retired) 
BLOCKER For Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, skating is as natural as eating and breathing. Her mama worked as a carhop at the Bing and Burp in a little town that no one ever remembers in a state that no one ever wants to visit. While her mama served up burgers and fries to greaser boys in jalopies, Kitty Kitty Bang Bang slept in he mama's roller skate case with a pair of fuzzy dice for a pillow, lulled to sleep by the sounds of revving engines and roller skate wheels on asphalt. When Kitty was old enough to fend off the advances of rowdy customers, she'd cover her mama's shift while the elder Bang made runs to the corner store for bourbon and cigarettes. Kitty Kitty Bang Bang was a sly little thing, and quickly learned how to make an extra buck by keeping her eyes and ears open, then selling what she knew to the highest bidder. She became legendary for her wiley ways and sneaky skating. As the story goes, she once put a greaser in the hospital for calling her "kitten." "That's Ms. Bang to you," she said, flicking cigarette ashes on his crumpled form on the pavement and plucking his car keys from his pocket. Then she jumped in his hotrod and took off on the road trip that eventually led her to Austin, Texas. Feeling sentimental for her mama and her old drive-in restaurant, she sped into the parking lot of a Sonic, narrowly missing a group of tough lookin' babes in black and pink. Other patrons in the parking lot dove for cover, but Ms. Bang won the hearts of the girls when she stole the skates off a Sonic waitress' feet and showed off some of her skating moves. Before she new it, the girls had piled into her convertible and they were all off on a joyride. "Take a bite outta this!""Kitty sneered, as she and the rest of the Hotrod Honeys laid rubber on their way to their next adventure. |