PIXIE TOURETTE #i "unretired"

pixietourette

BLOCKER, CRAZY TALKER

Age : 32 Earth years

Off Skates: Physicist

Hometown : Half Moon Bay, CA....by way of a wormhole

Number : i = imaginary number, radical of negative one

Quote: "I said I would be back."

Apparent qualities : Silly, curious, elasticity (made of unique bouncy substance)

Apparent faults : Short attention span, impulsive, volatile, ornery, accelerates around corners when driving, inappropriate laughter, spastic

Likes : The Clash, The Pixies, chocolate, reading, WD-40

Irritants/Dislikes : Watermelon, blind faith, bumper stickers with messages, forwarded emails that are supposed to "touch you" but just really make you sick, fluorescent lights, rollerblades, courtesy laughs

She may be petite and look sweet-as-sugar, but don't be fooled by this little Pixie... She blocks like a brick, and she'll run over you like a hotrod tearing up the salt flats in a bid for the new land speed record.

Pretty as a pin-up, and smarter than she looks, Pixie is also insane.   Be it climbing trees, jumping cliffs, playing with fire, or sparring in the boxing ring, there is not an adventure she won't face down, or an opponent she won't tackle.  She is into math and physics and, aside from making good use of the laws concerning radial acceleration on the track, she might just be able to create an infallible death trap for the opposing team.

"An object in motion stays in motion unless acted on by a force, and if that force is Pixie, with an infinite elastic limit, you are #!@*ed!"