 REYNA TERROR #99 (retired) 
POSITION: UPRIGHT (until further notice) SIGN: CANCER-OUS Fresh out of the Women's Correctional Unit of Huntsville State Prison, and into the Work Release Program comes REYNA TERROR. After undergoing extensive psychoanalysis and testing by prison doctors, it was determined that REYNA "just woke up in a bad mood one day and never recovered." One day she stumbled in to the local Disco, where she entered and won a Wet T-Shirt contest. The loud beat of the disco music, the twirling disco ball and the bright flashing lights overwhelmed REYNA. It wasn't long before she could do the HUSTLE better that any patron in the place. That is when Electra Blu and 8-Track propositioned her to come and join the Roller Derby as a flashy retro athelete. The hostility, rage and bad personal habits that she exhibits during her derby bouts enables her to exist and move about in a polite society for the remainder of each week. In quieter times, REYNA likes to relax at home with a good bottle of "Fighting Cock" bourbon while watching a few of her favorite movies, such as "Caged Heat", "Road Warrior" and "Biker Chicks in Zombie Town". A final observation comes from REYNA's own mother, who says, "REYNA is a mean 'ol bitch when she wants to be....... and she ALWAYS wants to be." |