CURRENT ROSTER

Coach Black Widow

“There's a real chainsaw being used by the Texas mascot. I'm sure this will end well.” - Justice Feelgood Marshall, from Derby News Network (DNN) Boutcast

“This is how the Texecutioners spell redemption.” - Hurt Reynolds, from DNN Boutcast

“Texas is BACK in a big way.” - Justice Feelgood Marshall, from DNN Boutcast

“It's true, actually -- at ECE I thought Atlanta had it in the bag, but after a strong early showing they petered out and a Texas core held it to the end. Same thing in Kansas City when Texas lost the bout by one point Texas has after party stamina.” - Hurt Reynolds, from DNN Boutcast

Texas! Texas! Kill! Kill! Kill! – GiGi String (Madison, Wi) from DNN Boutcast