 DEVIL GRRL #666 (retired) 
JAMMER, BLOCKER Favorite quote:
" A 'good friend' will help you move... a really good friend will help you move a body." Black and white. Sweet and sour. Good and evil. Every coin has two sides, and Devil Grrl has always been fascinated by the contradictions of life. But until she found her place on the Hell Marys, her ability to go left or right got her into plenty of trouble... no two ways about it. It's best not to get into too many details, but suffice it to say the denouement that sent Devil Grrl from the west side of Hollywood to the south side of Austin involved a motel room with a heart-shaped bed and mirrored ceiling, a magnum of Crystal, Bowie playing on the boom box, and cameras rolling. There were no charges pressed, but our girl needed to hightail it outta town. Like fast. She hopped in her ride and meandered through the Southwest, filming gorgeous natural formations in the desert by day and luscious natural formations in motel rooms by night, if you know what I mean (and I think you do). She stopped in Austin to check out the burgeoning film scene and fate (courtesy of Cupid's arrow) knocked her on her curvy, vinyl-clad ass. The girl who had formerly loved the sampler box of chocolates because it offered so many varieties fell madly, monogamously for one special someone... the #1 most feared player in the Texas Rollergirls... White Lightnin'. But her contradictory nature wouldn't allow her to play side-by-side with her paramour on the Hotrod Honeys, so she joined their arch-rival team and struts in plaid as a Hell Mary. Defending her schoolgirl sisters as pivot and blocker, she vanquishes her opponents by muddling their thoughts with her sweet demeanor and deadly force. But lest anyone get the wrong idea about her, Devil Grrl contends, "I'm not evil... but I'm dirty. Nasty, in a good way.... but I love puppies and kittens!" |